These are not the exact dialogues of our characters or anything. Just a weird little outline!
Welcome to the 2009 Zombie Beauty Pageant at the beautiful Tranquil Gardens Cemetery. Our contestants are freshly exhumed and ready to go! Please put what remains of your hands together and welcome our first contestant, Tomb-marker 78!
Go through the contest like a real pageant.
Question Portion: How do you feel about global warming and its effect on the ecosystem?
Reply: Growls and gurgles
Announcer: Interesting, you don’t see a lot of people taking that stance these days....
Talent Portion: One contestant juggles her body parts, another does singing only making creepy noises etc.
Finally they announce the runner up and winner. They receive a prize of a free lifetime supply of embalming fluid.
Announcer: Well that was a swell time folks, good clean fun, and be sure to join us next week when Miss Zombie ‘09 breaks ground on the full moon to murder the innocent, don’t want to miss that! Thanks for watching and we’ll see you then!
You were brilliant! Mowing Ghandi into the grass? Genius!
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